A woman was arrested in Plover, Wisconsin, for shooting people with a blowgun, because she “liked to hear them say ‘ouch.'”
I guess that’s the difference between Reno and Plover.
[Update later afternoon]
McGehee has the song about the saga in comments (with a slight mod by me):
When she was just a baby,
Her mama told her, “Sweetheart,
Always be a good girl
And don’t shoot blowgun darts.”
But she shot some folks in Plover,
Just to hear them say “Ouch.”
Now the state’s going to remand her
To a psychiatrist’s couch.
That’ll be Top Forty material all the way from Wausau to Waukesha.
Something tells me she won’t be going to Folsom.
“But she shot some folks in Plover” scans better.
Yes, it does. :redface:
“She shot some folks in Plover,
Just to hear them cry”
Great song — I’m singing it at karaoke for sure. Here’s what I’ll use:
When she was just a baby
Her mama said “Sweetheart,
Always be a good girl
And don’t shoot blowgun darts.”
But she shot some folks in Plover
just to hear them say “Ouch”.
Now the state’s gon’ remand her
to a psychiatrists couch.
Here’s another verse:
You know it could have been worse
When this bitch had her fun
Some folks might have responded
By whipping out their gun
She’s lucky that didn’t happen
That’s all I’ve got to say
If this bitch picked me for a target
I’d blow her ass away.