Andy Borowitz: “I’m not sure if a gigantic oil rig sinking was the best way to celebrate Earth Day.”
But they’d been planning it for months!
[Update a few minutes later]
On this Earth Day, thank Big Oil.
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Obviously it was sabotage by the coal industry in revenge against the oil and gas industries attempts to use the global warming debate to get the coal industry shut down.
I’ve always taken offense to the terms “Big Oil, Banks, fill-in-the-blank”.
I work for Big Oil. Me and about 400,000 other Americans. When the progs curse Exxon or Shell or AIG, well okay, Wells Fargo, it’s US you’re cursing. I’m tired of it. Obama can take his populist schtick and put it where the sun don’t shine next to O’Reilly.
The enviros need to stop driving to their protests. Of course that means better planning since they’ll need 2 or 3 months to get to some of them by foot or bike.
You lost the last election, so get over it, racist. /sarc
I’m always amused when lefties pillory “Big Oil.” Don’t they know that the world’s biggest oil companies are, in fact, gov’t owned? Those are their babies they’re roasting. Oh well.