6 thoughts on “A Hollywood Miracle”

  1. Sitting down with him, Bin Laden’s first reaction would probably be: “Modine . . . Modine . . . is that a Jewish name? But you’re from Hollywood, right? So you work for Jews, right?”

    Then: “Oh, wait a minute–CUTTHROAT ISLAND! Achmed, Akhbar, Abdul–behad him! And use the scimitars with the dull blades.”

  2. I didn’t watch the video, but I agree with Matt. What he describes would be a real miracle. I’m not seeing that quote as dumb. As miracles go, it would be somewhere between immediate cure of a hemorage and a resurrection.

    Yours,
    Tom

  3. Wow, I never thought of that. You know, if someone had done that with, say, Hitler, maybe a lot of people might not have died in World War II.

    What? Who’s Neville Chamberlain? Oh…that’s different. That’s very different.

    Never mind!

  4. It’s quite simple, Matt. Mohammed promised his followers that they’d rule the world. Didn’t work out that way. The West is the apex of civilization. Osama wants (Sunni) Islamic nations to be on top.

  5. Why’s he so angry with us? Have you seen that Bugs Bunny cartoon with Yosemite Sam as the Arab guy on a camel?

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