11 thoughts on “Is It Just Me?”

  1. I don’t know about spam but there are a lot of radio commercials citing “Obama signed this and now you can benefit from it!” type stuff involving cars (I thought that was over?), home loans, and credit card debt in my area. (Kansas City market)

  2. It’s not just you.

    Almost every website I visit now has some advert on it saying “Obama asks moms to return to school.”

    Every site.

    I can’t help but wonder if there is something sinister going on. I mean, I never heard the Great One saying this.

    What I think is going on is that it’s some sort of weird sex-slave trade. Moms call up and are told where they should go to school, or maybe they are asked for private information. They show up and *snatch.* Then kids will all be asking “Where’s mommy?”

    All Dad can say is “Obama took her away to school.”

  3. “If you’re dumb enough to fall for spam in general, you’re the target market for Obama spam.”

    Shouldn’t that read “if you’re dumb enough to fall for Obama you’re the target market for spam in general”?

  4. Obama is like God. He is omniscient. He is in the trees and the flowers. And now that there is spam he is in the spam too.

  5. “Obama wants you to eat Rice Krispies. Because Snap, Crackle and Pop work together in unity to produce a delicious breakfast cereal, unlike that Lucky Charms leprechaun, who selfishly hordes his wealth, which as an Obama voter you have a right to.”

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