The White House is bogged down in its war with Fox News:
…while the President drapes his unpopular policies with concern for the well-being of American journalism, more and more editors, reporters, and even unionized janitorial staff are beginning to oppose their commander-in-chief for trying to “win” an unwinnable war with their hands, instead of just using executive powers to ban all dissenting speech.
“I’ve been in the media for a long time, I signed up because I hate this right-wing, knuckle-dragging, imperialist system, and I would gladly sacrifice any number of my fellow Americans to advance my agenda – but this is a dumb war and a rash war,” Keith Olbermann of MSNBC told The People’s Cube outside a congressional office he visited to demand a government crackdown on dissidents. “Why must we in the field put our reputations on the line when this Congress has the power to simply confiscate Rupert Murdoch’s assets and put Beck, Hannity, and Coulter in jail?”
They seem to be losing the battle for the hearts and minds. Of course, in Olbermann’s case, there’s nothing to be won there in the latter case.
I particularly like this: “The dangerous prospect of an informed voter loomed large in the Obama administration’s plans of a pre-emptive strike.”
OMG this is rich! Thanks for posting it.
I think they’re going to need a czar surge. Perhaps even asking for a renewal of international support.
Too, Too Funny!!
Obviously written by A-Rod, this one is out of the park!
I wish I could say that I knew it was a satire from the moment I read it, but it took me a while to figure it out. Scary.
That was too funny. I injured myself.
Curse you, Rand! Another site to check every day.
Giggity!
Remember the Conwasy Twitty joke where they played the WHOLE Conway Twitty song? I wanna watch Family Guy not Conway Twitty Guy!..I love the chicken fights, but i can’t see what the hell is funny with the Conway Twitty jokes! i get so bored with them and they last soo long!