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More Good Advice From Barry

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Let’s hear it for the ‘tards:

But for all I’ve given to the program, I’ve gotten much more in return; the beaming smiles of appreciation for a well-folded towel, the many times the team worked together to tug me out after I got my head stuck in the ball return. I’ve learned much from the experience, including the fact that these bowling tards really have some great policy ideas, like Jimmy’s brilliant “free Skittles for everybody.” That’s why I invited the team to join my Council of Economic Advisers, where they are hard at work on my next stimulus plan. I’ve also learned that tards are people too, and they don’t like to be condescended to or patronized. When Jimmy suggested spending cuts, for example, I sent him to the corner without a juice box — just as I would for any non-tard member of my cabinet.

That’s the kind of bold leadership many of us voted for last fall.

8 thoughts on “More Good Advice From Barry”

  1. It is pretty remarkable how, when people who didn’t support, or are skeptical of Barack Obama as President, simply make up stuff to illustrate their reasons. I see this repeatedly, and quite a bit here on this site. You’re that hard up for convincing material, eh? Yeah, life is tough. I guess if you keep throwing mud, it’ll eventually stick.

    Speaking of ‘tards …

  3. Didn’t notice the filing under “Humor,” eh Mojo?

    See, it’s that kind of attention to detail, right on top of things every minute, smooth operating sheer plain brilliant expertise we’ve come to expect from Team Obama and his millions of minions. Well done!

  4. Fortunately, Mojo is a “bright”, just like O-ur Dear Leader (TM).

    “Use of ‘O-ur Dear Leader (TM)’ is strictly prohibited without the expressed written consent of AC-O-RN. Batteries not included.”

  7. People like Mojo just can’t understand why anyone would not love and obey Obama Christ Superstar (to use Rachel Lucas’s pet name for him). People like Mojo are idiots.

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