5 thoughts on “Change!”

  1. Ha! The Master Plan calls for the “reassessment in light of changing conditions” that will necessitate enormous tax increases to fend off hyperinflation in the second week of November, 2010.

    Think of the time between now and then as equivalent to the happy interval between when you sit back, supremely pleased and relaxed after chowing down on caviar flown in from St. Petersburg, trout fed on truffles, $400/bottle Lafite, et cetera, and the Vice President who invited you to Chez Cher picks up the (staggering) check and smiles well well, let’s just see how we should divide this.

    Besides, we’ll need an even bigger crisis in early 2011 to justify the next round of ferreting out slackers, looters and wreckers who are standing between us and the worker’s paradise. Having the Federal Government in danger of defaulting on $10 trillion of debt unless every adult is put in bond slavery for the next 30 years seems like it would do nicely. They’ll be fun witch hunts for all! Rush’s head on a pike, et cetera.

  2. Over 2 TRILLION dollars, almost 3 TRILLION dollars total in debt and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

    p.s.
    I could use a hemorrhoid ring after this.

  3. Excellent. I’ve just about convinced the Mrs. that we need to invest in a new Nissan GTR as an inflation hedge.

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