I hate when this happens:
A squirrel caught fire, sparking a blaze Wednesday morning that resulted in the evacuation of an elementary school in Jones, Okla., fire officials said.
Still not as bad as falling moose.
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Beware flaming rats also:
http://www.wftv.com/news/17700921/detail.html
Note to self: alcohol+stupidity+fire+rodents=bad.
Where’s Boris and Natasha when we need them?
Squirrels are just rats that don’t shave their tails.
This sounds like a likely excuse from some raving idiot drunkard, “DAMN FLAMIN’ SQUIRRELS!!”
Where’s Boris and Natasha when we need them?
The Moose and Squirrel are dead. We no longer need Boris and Natasha, unless for questioning.
Not as crazy as it sounds. I used to work for an organization at which every year, around “holiday” time, they solicited donations for their “Tree of Lights.” If you donated, you got your own light bulb. The tree–a large, lovely pine–was outside. Facilities Management would string the lights on the tree, and the CEO would ceremoniously press the “on” button to start the holiday season. That is, until the year the squirrels started gnawing on the wiring. The CEU hit the “on” button, the lights exploded, the tree caught on fire, and the squirrels got fried. Now, the (fake) fir is inside–and if you make a donation, you get an ornament. Phooey. Not as much fun.