5 thoughts on “Get Ready To Split A Gut”

  1. I’m disappointed. I thought FOR SURE, that the worlds oldest joke would be something like,
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    “…an Egyptian with a statue of Anubis on his head, walks into a Temple of Baal…”
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    I have a question though, did the ancient Stand-up Philosophers use animal skin drums and bronze cymbals for a rim shot?

  2. Late in the evening, with a storm brewing, a traveling hunter comes across a shaman’s cave and asks for a place to spend the night. “You can stay” says the shaman, “but we have very little room. You will have to sleep with one of my daughters…”

    Need I go on?

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