Well, OK, not so much. It says they’re old jokes, not good jokes.
5 thoughts on “Get Ready To Split A Gut”
I’m disappointed. I thought FOR SURE, that the worlds oldest joke would be something like,
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“…an Egyptian with a statue of Anubis on his head, walks into a Temple of Baal…”
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I have a question though, did the ancient Stand-up Philosophers use animal skin drums and bronze cymbals for a rim shot?
Late in the evening, with a storm brewing, a traveling hunter comes across a shaman’s cave and asks for a place to spend the night. “You can stay” says the shaman, “but we have very little room. You will have to sleep with one of my daughters…”
Need I go on?
Weird that a joke stops being funny after you’ve heard it, or one like it.
I liked the one about the pharoah. The bling-obsessed have been with us a long time.
I’m disappointed. I thought FOR SURE, that the worlds oldest joke would be something like,
.
.
“…an Egyptian with a statue of Anubis on his head, walks into a Temple of Baal…”
.
.
I have a question though, did the ancient Stand-up Philosophers use animal skin drums and bronze cymbals for a rim shot?
Late in the evening, with a storm brewing, a traveling hunter comes across a shaman’s cave and asks for a place to spend the night. “You can stay” says the shaman, “but we have very little room. You will have to sleep with one of my daughters…”
Need I go on?
Weird that a joke stops being funny after you’ve heard it, or one like it.
I liked the one about the pharoah. The bling-obsessed have been with us a long time.
Pull my finger.