The Top Ten

stupid criminals of 2007.

Isn’t this a little premature? There are still a couple weeks left in the year. One or two of them could still get edged out.

Of course, I’m not sure that any of them top this guy:

Earl Mott: Did you just shoot at me?

Ken Kessler: No, there’s police men everywhere.

Earl Mott: Do you think that I look that stupid?

Ken Kessler: Yes, you do!

Lt. Bender: GIVE THE BAG TO BOZO, DROP THE GUN, AND PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR.

Earl Mott: Who said that?

Lt. Walters: This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.

Lt. Bender: IT’S THE POLICE DEPARTMENT.

Earl Mott: Really?

Lt. Bender: NO! WE’RE THE NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION!