Hugh Grant is reported to have attacked a paparazzi with a tub of baked beans.

Let me be the second to declare this Bush’s fault.

(The first was over at Free Republic, which has an amusing thread on the topic.)

[Late afternoon update]

It occurs to me that they just have to crack down on baked bean sales, and close the ‘bean-show loophole.” And who would have thought that such an atrocious incident would have occurred in the peaceful United Kingdom?