He’s managed to get a copy of Michael Moore’s chronicles from the fat farm. This is almost too cruel to link to. But then again, it is Michael Moore we’re talking about here:

Dear Friends,

You and I have stood strong against Ashcroft’s PATRIOT act and it chilling impact on our liberties. This morning I learned just how fragile those liberties can be. During breakfast weigh-in, Sergio suddenly stopped me — without probable cause, without so much as a warrant — and forced me to empty my pockets on a dining hall table. Without even the most basic judicial review or appeal process, he embargoed 6 of my Snickers energy bars, even after I explained I needed the quick energy boost for AM calisthenics. Dude, where is my country?