If you’re not familiar with the original War of the Worlds radio broadcast, you’ll merely find this amusing, albeit a little puzzling. If you are, you’ll find it hilarious. (It also helps if you know enough rudimentary Spanish to get the jokes in the song titles.)

I’ve written about how today’s media would report WW II. Now we know how they’d handle an interplanetary invasion:

CARL PHILLIPS: Professor, as we look out and see the Martian mechano-men smashing and blowing up the countryside, I think all America wants to know: why do they hate us?

PROF. PIERSON: That