Christopher Hitchens romnifies John Kerry.

So, the junior senator from Massachusetts has finally come up with a winning line. “Vote for me,” says John Kerry. “I’m easily fooled.” This appears to be the implication of his claim to have been “misled” by the Bush administration in the matter of WMD. And, considering the way in which Democratic Party activists generally portray the president as a fool and an ignoramus, one might as well go the whole distance and suggest a catchy line for the campaign: “Kerry. Duped by a Dope.”

And yes, I know that “romnifies” isn’t a word, but it should be, and maybe now it will be.