Will Warren channels Kipling for an hilarious sendup of the Torch.

O it?s Torchy this, and Torchy that, and “Torchy, pack it in.”
It was “Robert, you?re a wizard” when the money helped
    ?em win?
The money helped ?em win, my boys, the money helped
    ?em win,
It was “Robert, you?re a wizard” when the money helped
    ?em win.