The renowned satirist, Iowahawk (aka David Burge) emails:

To honor Earth Day and Al Gore’s latest enviro-gibberish, I dusted off this moldy oldie for you…

Gore Attacked By Angry Muscle Cars

And he further threatens:

BTW, I’m gonna do the blog thing soon; more of an archive of old stuff like this. I’ll let you know when it’s up.

You don’t scare us, Burge.

You will be assimilated. We told you that resistance was futile.