I know that this is the kind of hard-hitting story that people come to this site for.

An Alberta man is going to fling a haggis across the Bow River, in Calgary. He’s developed a special launcher just for the purpose.

I have no other comment, but I’ll let the other bloggers have at it, particularly those from the Great White North. And you’re not allowed any comments about not being able to stomach it–the Sun already used that one…