Geraldo is having trouble getting to the front. It seems that the cooperation that he’s been getting from the US military (many of whom still recall his disgustingly-sycophantic defense of the former Draft-Dodger-and-Military-Despiser-in-Chief) has been…ummm…less than a hundred percent. And even working for Fox News doesn’t seem to help.

An amused Pentagon spokesman said he’d “received no reports of [Rivera] experiencing any trouble,” but that he was welcome to file a complaint.