As usual, BSNN has scooped the rest of the media and uncovered a story that the others were afraid to report. It wasn’t just bomb plans from the Journal of Irreproducible Results–apparently Osama is a secret Harry Potter fan as well. Read the dastardly story here.
We need to get this information to the front. If true, the combination of Harry’s nefarious magik with Bert’s evil genius may prove deadly for our brave men in arms as they hunt him down in the mystical caves.
Eenie, Weenie
Chili Beenie
The spirits are about to speak…